Best 80s Movie Quotes, Ranked

Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hann. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? Certainly there's nothing wrong with Little Feast on our time. You're absolutely right, Mr. Spicoli.

It is our time.

Hey all, welcome to Past Times at 80s High. Another episode for you today, and I think this is gonna be a good and ongoing one. We're gonna do our favorite movie quotes, and they're gonna be endless, or quotable quotes, if you will. Um, I have Donald here with me. Hey. How's it going, Mark?

I'm going pretty good, pretty good.

All right, Kevin. How do? Good, man. Good. I think this is this could potentially become a an what's the word I'm looking for? Another series. Yeah, a series, you know, but we're gonna start it out today. And anybody have anything to say in the world right now before I move forward?

I don't know what you're talking about. I barely came up with seven of them.

Well, I would like to say something to y'all. Don't get rid of any of today's quotes for the you know, we don't want to repeat them in upcoming episodes.

Oh, it's gonna happen. I hear you though. Awesome. So um before I do do that, I just as always want to get our email out there. Mark, do you want to give it?

Yes, I would love to. Go for it. PTA80H at gmail.com.

I'm proud of you, brother. Yes, and once again, that is pta80H at gmail.com.

That's email880h at gmail.com.

You got it, boys. So yeah, give us an email, you know. Come get involved with us because we are starting the call-ins, so it's gonna be awesome. Well, people can always do the, you know, give us a good ranking. Ah, yes. Five-star reviews. We can't appreciate those more. Um, we've had nothing but five-star reviews so far, so I'm waiting for that first one star so we can berade you, but anyway. So I believe that I have the honors today, and I am starting with the basics, and I'm probably gonna get crucified for this because I'm starting with something so simple. But just how at my age and my love for this could I not start off with May the force be with you. I mean, you know, this is 1977. I think hand said it best, hand solo, when he's taken off with his reward. They could use a good pilot like you. You're turning your back on them.

What good's a reward if he ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like suicide. All right.

Well, take care of yourself, huh? I guess it's what you're best at, isn't it?

Hey, Luke. May the force be with you. What are you looking at?

Right?

I mean he wasn't a believer, but he still said it. Yes, he did. Yeah. That never left the series. I don't know. It's to me, it is, and also with you. Right. It's like a religious thing, so to speak, and it's very important to me. So I went with that out of the gate. Cool. And now it's turning to a holiday. Yeah. Exactly. Yes, May the fourth be with you. Correct Amundo.

All right, Don. So do you. Cool. So I went in a similar vein on my first one with the sci-fi genre. Because I am I love Star Wars, but I'm also a Trekkie. So I went with the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one, which was coined by Spock during the Wrath of Khan when he was like, you know, putting a cover on a nuclear train reaction reactor that was leaking, and he plugged it up and he died, and then he came back to life. And spoiler, but um, but I love it. I could go, I could go for you know, thousands of quotes on the Star Trek, you know, cannons, and you know, Spock is one that generator of quotes. But oh yeah. I just love that one.

Yeah, and Donald, I will say this you are a rarity because normally Trekkies and the Star Wars fans are rivals. At war. Yeah, it's like a rivalry. We can coexist.

Indeed.

Kind of like the politics nowadays, right?

Because it's two separate, two separate, you know, one is like its own universe, and then one is like a earth-based sci-fi. So, I mean, they're totally opposite types of sci-fi.

Yeah, I actually enjoy them both, yeah. So I'm I too am a freak, Donnie. Fly your freak flag, brother.

Right? Go ahead and fly it, Kev.

But isn't that Comic-Con, guys? Yeah, so I'll know we won't be having a cast that weekend.

We don't go to Comic Con, Mark.

Oh, all right. Well, I'm glad the audience knows that now.

All right, so Kevin, we are to you. So I took a different direction because it just came to mind as one of the greatest lines because we've all felt it. We've all meant to say something, and it came out completely wrong in a very public area. So I picked, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast. That'd be shooter McGavin in Happy Gilmore.

You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? No, no, no. How many times how how who has not had that happen where you just like in a very public outlet said something and just had it come out completely wrong? Oh god. All you can do is just walk away.

Oh, yeah. And since the texting days, that happens even more often with Apple's voice text. I say shit and it comes out so backwards to people. I told the woman one day, like, I forget what it was I that I was actually trying to say, and just before I click send, I realized it said something about her tits. I'm like, oh no, thank God.

But yes, anyway, if you're in the car and it reads it back to you, it might sound appropriate, but then how it's spelled is wrong sometimes, too, and it makes you look like an idiot. Yeah, it's anger something. Yeah, they suck.

I guess. Well, AJ, should we introduce our friend of the world? Which one is that? Dino Freon.

Yes, Dino Freon is what Kevin and I always say about a person when something comes out completely wrong because who are we talking about, Kev?

Vincent Dinofrio. And I was not gonna translate.

Yeah.

Well, no, when I said it to speech to text, it it literally wrote out Dino Freon, capitalized the first and the last name as if Dino Freon were an actual character or person, and more popular than Vincent DeFreon. So every time my my speech to text goes wrong, it turns into Dino Freon.

Yes, excellent. That's kind of like Moss Isley, if you will. Yes, Moss Isley. All right, Mark. To you, my brother.

Can I ask you something?

Certainly.

Who gives a fuck what you think? Go on.

Here it is, Jennifer. Your big breaking TV.

Welcome to the Prime Time, bitch.

Yes. Which is I try to say it fast enough because I do believe I always thought it was fuck the prime time.

Right, that's the Mandela effect. Yep. Well, it still sounds like it.

The point is, it makes sense to me because this is Dick Cavot. He he wasn't the late show. He was like the late, late show back in those days. So that right off to me, it sounded like fuck the prime time bitch.

Yes, Mark, would you like to name the character who said this in the movie, please?

Uh yeah, this would be uh Nightmare on Elm Street 3, 1987, also known as Dream Warriors, Freddie Krueger. Not a boy.

You're Frank and TV. Fuck the front time.

And what a great scene movie.

I mean, I we could use I could use one for the next. Yeah. I mean, I think we could do a hundred episodes easy on this camera.

We could do one episode or more just from that particular movie in the series. Exactly.

You know what I mean?

There's a couple, there's more than a couple movies where we could do multiple part series on one movie.

Oh, definitely. Not even the franchise, the movie. Right? Yeah, the movie. All right. So I mixed mine in. I mixed some, you know, big ones in with some very rare ones that, you know, have been meaningful to me growing up and over the past few decades. And this one is coming from 1987, and it's a movie called North Shore, which is really important to me. And I really found this to be the turning point of the movie. You gotta watch the movie to even know what I'm talking about. So I'll just get the quote out there, and I'm telling you, watch it. Because if you're an 80s fan, it's just friggin' fun. But this is Vince Loamoka, I believe is his last name. That's a pretty cool name. Don't do that one, voice detects. Yeah. Um, yeah, right. That ain't happening. And Rick Kane had his stuff stolen off the beach by this kid. They meet in the woods. Uh this kid wants to beat Rick Kane up. Vince looks at the kid and says, You took his stuff. You pound him. And that's it. It's the most you pound him. Because the kid's like, Come on, he's hitting on local girl. Let's pound him. And Vince looks at the kid and says, You took his stuff, you pound him. You did the wrong thing. I'm gonna give this other kid the benefit of the doubt because he's not wrong, and let them fight for it. And it's just a classic line from a cult. This is a super, super like cult classic. Thank you. This was the turning point in the movie. You took his stuff, you found him.

He's a cool one holy, temple make with one local girl. He get what he deserves. Hey, you unreal, bro. You must like get drilled real bad, eh? Come on, Vince. We'll go follow.

And there's so I could once again, I could do I have to watch that. I uh I could do 28 quotes from this myself. Awesome. Okay, then so I believe that's the U dungo.

All right. So I I took like a path like you as well, AJ, where like some were like the Spock one was kind of like a profound one. I do like the funny ones, and then the ones like I use in almost monthly or everyday banter, right? But this one, and I've used this is kind of going back to other casts, which I have used this before because it is kind of my nickname's sake. Ah, yeah, and that's from 16 Candles, and it's no more Yankee my wanky, the donga need food.

Yes, love it. No more Yankee my wanky, the dongle need food.

Long duck dong. Yes, sir. There's always like whenever they said his name, there was a gong.

The gong came in, absolutely. What's happening?

Hot stuff.

His name is Long Duck Dong.

What?

Who?

Um, the weird Chinese guy in Mike's room.

This is the single worst day of my entire life. What the hell are you bitching about? I'm gonna sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork. Would you like to go to the dance with Sam?

Listen, I wanna thank you for uh loaning me the donger. It's really kitchen.

Dongo came from. It was the donger, and then it evolved into dongo. But I pull that one all the time when I'm hungry, like no more Yankee my wanky. The donga need food.

Yankee my wanky. Like that just shows that he had such a spectacular night. Remember him burying his head in her boobs, and uh but Kevin, you always go somewhere from here.

Sixy American girlfriend.

Oh, it's uh when the grandfather answers the phone.

You know I love that because he's describing when wait a minute. Hold on, Mark is missing, and he's and he's just describing him to the police. He says he's wearing cohes and a cardigan sweater and tennis sneakers. No, he's not retarded. I just love that.

That's what they there was a commercial. You may want to. I was just on YouTube today, uh, 80s commercials that didn't age well. And that is actually the word they used for handicapped people as far as mentally handicapped. Which was what they were retarded, retarded, retarded, and bringing them home with where they belong was in it.

It's like, oh my god. Imagine that nowadays.

So, as much as we kind of rank on how soft the world has gotten and whatever else, there have been some improvements. All right, Kev, that's to you. All right, at six. This is one that everybody knows. I don't care who you are, and it's just such a great one, and it is my name, Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Love that line.

Such a great line, and that gets used to the. I knew you had it too.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I knew you had it. We've talked about it in the past, and it's an endless classic.

I was looking up to you know, to make sure that my quotes were right because we do all, whether it's Mandela effect or senility or whatever else, I wanted to make sure that I was getting them right. So there are now AI um sites that you can go to and you can type in a line and it will find like, you know, my you killed my father, prepared to die. Any movie that that's in is supposed to come up. It's not quite there yet. And some of them they were were like, I'm trying to think of what it was, but I probably should, even if I remember, I shouldn't say it because we haven't got there yet. Um, but totally credited quotes to wrong actors and and wrong characters. Right. Oh, yeah. So so bad.

I had to look them up to make sure I was saying them right too, because that Mandela effect is brutal.

But it was just funny because when I typed that in, it showed, like, because he keeps saying my name in the Gomu Toya, you killed my father. And it gets kept showing every clip of that because that it could do is fine every time that's said in a movie, and it just kept showing that different clips over and over again of him saying that same line.

Right. And that one scene where he's like he's almost dying, and then he like gets a vigor back, and he says he does say it like ten times.

Yeah, dude, that's what the because Christopher Guest character goes, stop saying that.

Awesome pick, Kev. All right, Mark, that is to you.

All right. Well, this is gonna be a little bit in a two-part situation. It's from the movie Office Space from 1999. Shocking. I know you guys are shocked. Okay, well, Pete Peter Gibbons is having a bad day. You know, he wants to go to Charchis with his two buddies here, and a woman says, Uh-oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of the Moondays. And uh, you know, uh later on that day or the next day, Peter Lawrence is Peter Lawrence. Peter Gibbons is back with his buddy Lawrence, who is his neighbor across the way there. Yeah, awesome. And he says, Yeah, and he he says, Hey, has anyone ever come in? You know, that maybe they're not feeling too good on a Monday morning and said, Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays, and Lawrence says, No, no, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass kicked for something like that. Which just kind of shows great. Because I've been I've been in both blue and white collar. Um since the 90s, it's been nothing but blue collar. Of course, I've been self-employed, but you know, it's a it's a such a different mentality. So yeah, I mean, but that's just somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

It just sounded so typical of oh yeah. White collar moss icing. Alrighty. So to me again here, and here's another, you know, I could have gone so deep into our namesake, but I didn't. I went with a pretty basic one because it's still spectacular and from one of the unsung heroes, in my opinion, and that would be 1982 and Mr. Hand. And that is what are you people on dope?

What are you people? On dope?

It's just because he he's going through the classroom before he says it, right? And he's handing out the the graded papers, and he's like, C, D, F, F, F, F, and he's like, We've been slamming. We've been talking about the Plat Amendment for two weeks now. What are you people on dope? It's just frigging spectacular. And but I mean, once again, another example of where we'll be able to do a full episode on this alone, but I shall leave it at that and go to you, Donald.

All right, so this episode, this movie is a quote generator. Um, and I hope I don't steal any from anyone else. Oh, you want to steal. It's my no, I don't. I I'm a I'm like I'm a lover of all I'm the Mr. Friendly, right? But it's your turn. So it's your turn, and if you get it on your turn, you get it. Um, it's Monty Python's The Holy Grail. Ah, yes. And my favorite, there's so many scenes in that movie, and so many notable quotes in that movie. I could steal a lot of them, but is when he's fighting the black knight and he cuts off his arm, and the black knight says, Tiz but a scratch. So I say that like all the time, like because I work in EMS and you know, tis but a flesh wound was another one. Like he when he got his other arm cut off. It's just a flesh wound. Just a flesh wound. I'm back up fighting, and he didn't get at least bit affected by getting his arms chopped off.

Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arms off. No, it isn't. But what's that then? I've heard worse. You liar! Come on, you pansy! You're indeed brave tonight, but the fight is mine. Oh, I know nothing, eh? Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. Yes, I have.

Look!

Just a flesh wound.

This I that I love that humor. I love that British dead hand.

Oh, yeah, Donnie. That was a scratch. That goes back to when we started hanging out. You would always say it then. It's nothing more than a flesh wound. Oh yeah. I had the knights who say neat.

I got rid of him.

Well, I don't want to I don't want to walk anybody if they do have it, but I still think one of my absolute favorites from that is how do you know he's a king? He's not covered with shit, is he?

Yeah, exactly.

Another great line. Okay. Cool. To you, Kev. All right. We're going right in here with just one of my absolute all-time favorites is oh, this is the worst looking hat I ever saw. What do you when you buy a hat like that? You get a free bowl of soup, huh? It looks good on you though.

Absolutely. What a great caddyshack or the danger field.

Yeah. Caddyshack. You know, he he's holding the hat and he looks over, and Judge Smales is wearing the exact hat. Oh, yeah. And it's just so perfect. It looks good on you though.

Our dad, Kevin, ran with that constantly. Anytime he said he liked something on someone, he would say that line. Looks good on you, though. Oh man.

And that could that's that's one of those ones that I mean you could we could probably do 10 episodes just on Dangerfield's quotes. Yeah, from caddy show.

I'd take three of those naked lady teas.

I mean six of those, two of those. My friend Mr. Wang up here with everything. Hey, Wang, take it easy. It's a parking lot.

Awesome.

Okay, Mark. All right, bear with me. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop ever until you are dead.

Yes. The old terminator.

Yeah. That was a great, great line.

Sarah Carnegie did not understand this the uh what she was up against situation.

Yeah, right. He he nailed it home. He's like, you need to understand this thing is coming after you.

And we'll kill you, and it will stop at nothing.

Yeah, absolutely nothing. That that is all it does. Yeah, of course. He was like, Yes, he wasn't human.

He's the Terminator. Yeah, exactly. Awesome, man. What a great pick. Once again, more and more quotes. And I'm glad you went deeper there, Mark, and not with the basic. Good delivery, too. You know, yeah, that was a great delivery.

I'm trying my chops here. You know, I got a lot of time on my hands these days.

So we're back to me, yes? Yes, number one. Um this one's a little later, um, 1992. I will not be able to deliver things as well as Mark, but I will try and I will say, You can't handle the truth. Oh yeah. I mean, that's Colonel Jessup, you know, Jack Nicholson, and a few good men. Tom Cruise annoys the hell out of me, but man, that's a friggin' good, good movie. And Jack is good in everything he does. Oh, yeah, you know, and just how at the end he just snakes him out like he wants to say it, he needs to say it.

You want me on that wall, you need me on that.

Exactly. Just incredible man. So I'll leave it at that because pretty much everyone knows it. So go ahead and classic. Yeah.

Again, I gotta go to another just quote generator factory machine, and that is a National Lampoons Animal House. Ah, yeah. So there's I'm not gonna steal everybody's because if there might be some from this, but I think I know where you're going.

I also know where you're going.

No, there's so many, and I could but the one that got me, and the one that I kind of like this past week when they were doing the you know, not getting political people out there, but they were like doing the doge stuff and they're cutting like the um USAID. So I went with Hoover, who's like, they confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal.

What's going on? They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal. They took the ball.

Spectacular so many from that movie, but I just that one just popped in my head this week. Like, they confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't speak. I almost that's kind of like what's going around in in like government agencies right now. They're just scampering.

Oh shit, I'm sure those words are being uttered. Uh Brad Hoover, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

Yeah, I was all that came to my mind for that one was toga, toe, too.

Yeah, two basic quotes in that movie. I love that movie.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Oh, yeah. Yes, that's what I was that's oh, I'm sorry.

No, no, no, not that I thought Donnie was gonna go with there's two, yeah. You could never even guess.

I mean, that one was played at Patriot Games. Um was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? And they like look the classic, like they look at each other like, what? And he's like, yeah. Because we've all known that person who's like stepping up and speaking out for the first time and maybe not getting it perfect, but hey, they're speaking out, they're taking they're putting themselves out there. Yeah, they're doing it with conviction, right?

Yeah, exactly. Awesome. Yeah, okay, Kev. Let's have it.

All right, where are we for? Mindide, I believe. We are on four. This is what you say to your buddy when you wake up after a night of partying and you're not feeling that great. How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

Yes, weird science, baby. Yes, what is that movie called? Weird science. Yeah. Good packed in God rest your soul. Yeah, God clouds.

And that's another one that's that's target rich as well. Yes, it is. And it's funny because good doing this exercise, I was looking at clips from the movie because there were a couple of them that I really considered using. I I just what struck me was that that was not that wasn't a movie that was a blockbuster the way they you know they put them out together. It wasn't a movie that the studio was like, we're gonna spend a billion dollars on this, and the stars are gonna make 700 million and this and whatever. It was a movie, yeah. And I literally genuinely laughed at the lines, whereas you turn on a big budget comedy that came out last week, and you're like sitting here going, huh, yeah, okay. I mean, it's best.

That's John Hughes, man.

You know, it's not, it's just not. I don't know. They just they can't match what those movies were. Oh I don't know if they're not trying or or or what.

They can't write. That's what I'm saying. They also have to walk on eggshells and they also have to shove uh certain things down your throat, you know.

Well, I think there has to be a certain degree of prudism to be the antithesis to to make the humor. There has to be that tension. But yeah, now the the studios can't they can't be cheeky because they'll get literally will get shut down. Whereas, you know, maybe back in the day, if you got really offensive, somebody would walk out of the theater but didn't matter because that would just get you more publicity, and now it's like nope, the studio just won't let it through.

Yeah, but also just to put that aside, that sort of stuff, I feel like people just are writing in a different format now. It's friggin' terrible. I mean, like you said, Kevin, when you look at the graphics, when they take the Barbie doll and the kid, or the you know what I mean, and then just the missile coming up through the house, it's like the worst graphics. They could have done so much better, but that goes to show what exactly what what you were saying, the budget that they had. But it just was a great friggin' movie. God, now that brings up 20 more movies to me.

It's they used they used the fake missile budget on getting the guy from Hills Have Eyes, I think.

Yeah, he was great riding his bike in the living room. He was a character for sure.

Absolutely, but a a great, a great flick, and and I think I'm gonna go back and watch it tonight just because there's so much good. I'm not gonna say anymore. All right, brother. That's four to you.

All right. Well, this is um, I'm not gonna do the entire segment of this. It's uh from back to school, it's with uh Rodney Dangerfield and Sam Kinnison, also known as Professor Turgison and Thornton Mellon. So, anyway, after he's you know berated the little girl that or the little girl, you know, the stupid the girl student that towing the company line, if you will.

Um the failure of Vietnamization to win popular support caused an ongoing erosion of confidence in the various American but illegal Saigon regimes.

And he's you know I can't do it. But uh anyway, I was up on my knees and rice paddies with God's network going up against somebody wow, bosses like you. We're back in the party, what is I'm doing, bro? Listen to the beep.

You know the part where he goes, Mr. Helper, he's getting up to that.

He goes up to Dangerfield, say it, say it, all right. I'll say it. Because Trumbo's too much of a pussy whip to let McCarthy go in and blow out those commie bastards.

Good answer. Good answer. Good answer.

Michael, way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.

Good teacher. He really seems to care about what I have no idea.

Oh, I love that scene. Oh, so much.

I mean, two of the best comedians ever. I mean, unfortunately, Sam Kennison was killed in an automobile accident, which is tragic.

You knew a guy like that was gonna die like that. Yeah, like he just fast lane living, man. Cocaine up the yin.

Yeah, but he just, or they said that he had just like in months earlier started to clean his act up. But what an interesting character because he started as as a priest or preacher of some sort. And then in real life, you mean yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. And then right, right, yeah, Sam. And then went off into that and then started to get cleaned up, and but yeah, tragic loss.

When he was uh killed in the accident, he was walking around. Just a story I heard. He was walking around and he said, Okay, I'll go, I'll go. I mean, who he was talking to. And then I had heard that yeah, and then he passed away. What a loss, right? Oh god, he was so funny. And Rodney was probably my favorite comedian of all time.

Yeah, his movies were spectacular.

Yeah, I mean, what a wonderful friggin' character. Alright.

All right, so this one for me, which we're on to me for number three, this is my couple here that might be a little long, but give me one sec so I can gear up for it. Hey, Stu, your rents due, motherfucker, and don't be pulling that falling down the stair shit on me, you hear? Are you conscious? Shit. And that is from Coming to America, 1980.

I know it was Eddie Murphy.

No, no, no. Well, Eddie Murphy was the main character in the movie. Anyway, it was just such a great scene because they're going in this look they Eddie Murphy's trying to find the shittiest apartment in the city. And in the meantime, this guy falls down the stairs, and the landlord yells that this at him because he pulls it every month. It's not like his first time.

This guy throws himself down the stairs.

Hey, Stu, your rents due, motherfucker, and don't be pulling that falling down the stairs, shit on me, you hear? Are you conscious?

But just to hear them, just to watch them going in, right? And to see this guy fall this down the stairs and for the landlord to say, Hey, Stu, your rents due, motherfucker. Not are you okay? Is everything all right? Oh my god, are you all sad? But no.

I love how the Arsenio Hall character like renovated the apartment, made it immaculate, hot tub. Murphy's like, Oh, you he gave it to the landlord. He's like, You can take my I I need a shitty apartment. You take this nice one, yeah. Okay, I'll take this. You guys are all right, yeah.

The the landlord was uh the actor was Frankie Fazon, and Stu was Uncle Ray Murphy. He was, I believe, uh uh Eddie and and Charlie's Uncle Rick.

Awesome. I love that's a catchy.

Oh, that that we we used to quote that movie a lot. Oh, god, yeah. And more to say, this is sexual chocolate.

Sexual chocolate.

Uh there'll be plenty of more quotes from that coming down the line, I am certain. Awesome, Don. So let's go to you then. Cool.

So one of my favorite iconic coming of age movies with multiple, multiple quotes. The Breakfast Club, um Bender, when he's like berating uh Brian, he's like, You're nothing but a Neo Maxi Zoom dweeby. He just made made up uh a derogatory term for him. Out of the blue, yeah.

Say it again. Can you say that again? But face it, you're a neo maxi zoom dweeby.

Okay.

One of these questions from Breakfast Club, and I think I looked it up at one point, but I've forgotten it. But the joke that he's telling, you never hear the punchline.

I've Googled it. There is no answer. Salami under the other.

Sounds like it could be a good joke.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I want to know the answer. There isn't here on the internet somewhere. No, it's not.

I have Googled it, Donald. And it does not exist. Interesting. I don't think there is a punchline, which makes it almost more interesting, but I want to try to come up with a finishing for the joke. You know what I mean?

All right, you Kev. All right, so we are number three, correct? We are number three. Absolutely. Now, this one is almost more of a sound, but also a quote.

A sound.

And yes, so you have to imagine three bottles clinking together. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Warriors come out to play.

Tell me you didn't use that many times throughout your life.

Remind me of my life in Lyttleton, New Hampshire, with the the the wars between Whitefield, New Hampshire, and and uh Apthorpe to the borough of Littleton. That was used so often.

Such a classic, classic quote.

All right, where are we here? Mark.

I'm at number three. Uh this is from Sudden Impact, 1983. Very classic line. It's we're not just gonna let you walk out of here. Who's we, sucker? Smith, and Wesson and me. And the gunfire ensues. Do y'all remember that? Uh it's in the diner.

Yeah, you've said it in a previous cast, but go on, because it's a classic.

Yes, and that that's it. That that's I mean, I was gonna go with the his real classic one. Go ahead. Make my day. But uh, yeah, I thought I was but I just when you watch it, you know, he's in the diner, and the the woman is pouring his black coffee while putting about, I don't know, 10 pounds of sugar in it. It's like something's not right here, everyone's quiet. Right, and he runs with that.

He's like, she's never put sugar in my coffee. Exactly.

So I have used that. Well, I, you know, I'm sure you've used some of these lines in your cast, but uh it's just a it's a classic, it's just dirty hairy. Nice, you don't find them, you know. Yeah, so we're getting up there in the rankings now for this part one.

I'm going right back to Clint here. I couldn't leave this one out, I just couldn't. It's 1978. And sorry, Kev, if you had it, because you've said it in a previous cast as well. Right turn, Clyde. It's just that was just so spectacular and so meaningful. And Clint Eastwood will always go down, is one of my favorite actors on the planet. He's just friggin' incredible with everything he does. I think he's like 99 now.

He's right up there.

Oh my god. And he just still kicking ass. You know, since Rawhide, like this guy is just a friggin' legend. Is he still producing? Or I mean, was it directing? Directing, directing, yeah. He's just unbelievable.

That's why they want to be like in uh when I'm almost 100 if I'm yeah, right.

If we're that lucky, god, if I make it to 99, my term life is not gonna pan out well. But I just incredible. I mean, right turn Clyde. It's yeah, just a couple of years.

He's 95, and his last credit was the producer on juror number two in 2024. Wow.

So last year.

Pretty wild.

Unbelievable. Just what a what a frigging great human being he was. That term, I even think the kids know what you're saying when you say it. It's an ape punching someone out of the passenger's side. Sorry, Mark, I got it wrong. It's an orangutan punching someone.

What did you call it?

I said ape.

Yeah, all right. No, orangutan. Yes. I didn't call it a monkey.

But anyway, just in the case.

But what a risk for him at that point, or just a departure for him after being in all of those the spaghetti westerns and and the westerns and the actions, and the action movies to to just go and do comedy.

Yeah.

Um, and and do it so well with with those couple movies, the any which way you put loose and any which way you can, were just fantastic that he made that transition.

Incredible.

That is it is incredible.

I love it. Right, turn Clyde. Yeah. To you, Donald. Right, turn. Actually, if I'm looking at my screen, that is exactly where I'm punching to your head.

All right, so again, another quote factory franchise. And I'm gonna scare some people, but I'm not gonna take episode one or two from The Godfather. Because episode one has probably juice quotable and two as well. But my quote from the Godfather series comes from episode Three, and it's one that I use a lot in everyday life. And it's it's just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. I love that line, you know, because he's just like trying to get out of the life that he's in, but he can't he can't escape it.

That was Boston sports teams all the time, you know. Yeah, look like they're out of it and they'll come back. Maybe sox will be three games out or you know, oh, just when they pull me out. How did you say the quote?

I think just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. So that's a Mandela thing, because I always say, just when they just when I thought I was out, they keep pulling me back in. So I always misquote it, but doing research for the show, I learned that it's just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Yes. At a boy, yeah, and I remember to suck me back in. Yeah, yeah.

So really never.

That's yeah, I I again you just you know, somebody one of your friends quotes it after you see the movie. Again, people are it uh younger than us don't understand that you saw a movie in the theater, and maybe 10 years later you saw it on the Friday night movie or whatever else. Great point. You weren't able to go to the film, you weren't you didn't have it at your fingers. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. So it just it made its own legs and became exactly nowadays.

You can just there it is. I'll look it up. All right, right.

So, Kevin, where do you? I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself. I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark? You're the chef around here, Eddie. Eddie, is that real tomato ketchup?

What is that from? Nothing but the vacation, man. Vacation. Christmas vacation. Oh no, no, that was vacation.

That was the original? That was the original vacation, yeah. Yeah, there was too much in Christmas vacation.

Yeah, right. Well, more Eddie. Yeah, right. Kevin, you want to go in more in-depth?

Just to talk about the fact that that whole franchise has just got a billion, I mean, we could do endless, oh yeah, endless episodes just on, you know, just on maybe pick a character or something and and do that, but just so many quotable quotes that I don't want to get into because somebody may still have right.

I have a question. I mean, you have Christmas Vacation, European Vacation, the original. How many other iterations of this?

That I know about none. If they did if they did them, they were good.

So it was vacation, Christmas vacation, European vacation, and then they did a reboot with Ed Helms that I think.

European was second, and then Christmas was it?

Yes, it was, wasn't it?

Okay, but they did a oh, the reboot, yeah. The reboot, though.

I haven't watched and wouldn't watch it.

Very, really good once in a while, I guess.

Which is another one. I meant to say that earlier when we started with Happy Gilmore. I as I was looking that up, there is a Happy Gilmore 2 coming out in 2025. Yes.

Oh boy.

Which is I don't know. Well, is Adam gonna be in it?

Bob Barker ain't gonna be there. That's for sure. Right. All right, brother, back to you. This is number one.

I'm gonna read from the 29th scroll in the sixth verse.

Oh, I almost took this from you.

From Plane of the Apes, um, Dr. Zaeus um requests that Cornelius reads from it. Beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours.

You're sticking paws off me, you damn dirty ape.

Well, I'm glad you moved away from the original, because that is our favorite tagline. Let alone an ape child.

That was gonna be AJ, there's gonna be an a different one. There is gonna be uh because I know I'm not gonna do a okay. This my episode is plenty of the ape plant of the ape quotes. No, but uh there will be plenty more when we move on.

Of course. I'm just saying this is one that we already have in the mix, so you just didn't you finished the quote today, which is excellent. Mark, I'm complimenting you in case you're not picking up.

Oh, so I can I I you know, like uh, who was it? Uh me and Gene said to Paul Owendorff, can't you take a compliment and deal with it? Yeah, exactly. You know, it talks about how men were destroyed the friggin' place, and uh and then the apes had to take over, which they did, and life was a lot better when it was the planet of the apes, obviously. And uh as we knew, we know, uh Charlton Heston with Nova, they go down the beach and find the Statue of Liberty, and well, yeah, that was a game changer. Rude Awakening.

No, you maniac! You blew it up! Damn you! God damn you, all the hell!

The post-apocalyptic screenshot of a destroyed Statue of Liberty has become an icon in disaster movies, you know.

I mean, that's how you know. Yeah. That's how you know that there's been an apocalypse. If you look out and you see something's happened to you, you see a damaged statue of liberty. You know that it's it's gone beyond. We've jumped the shark. It's it's it's over.

All right. So we're going to number one now, boys. And this one, I think I might have to read. Maybe not. This is from one of my most quotable movies, and that would be 1993's Tombstone. And I'm gonna say it how they say it in the movie. Of course, it's not gonna be nearly as good, but well, I didn't think you had it in ya. I'm you Huckleberry. Why Johnny Ringo, it looks like somebody just walked over your grave. This is the end of Tombstone, my favorite version of the movie. This is my favorite version with Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer. I just I mean, Bill Paxton, just this version of Tombstone is so quotable to me. That final scene when uh Johnny Ringo is expecting Wyaterp. I'm I'm sorry, yes, Wyaterp to come up the hill and sees Doc Holiday. Uh Doc says that to him, and then he's like, My fight's not with you. Val Kilmer's like, I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never finished play for blood. Remember? And he's like, Oh, I was just fooling about, and Val Kilmer says, I wasn't.

Well, I didn't think you had it in you.

I'm your hunker bearer. Why Johnny Ringo? Look like somebody just walked over your grave.

If I start with you, holiday.

I'll beg to differ. We started a game we never got to finish. Play for blood, remember? I was just fooling about.

I wasn't just the way he yanks his gun out of that holster, shoots him in the forehead, spins it back into the holster before he's even fallen, and then is telling him, he's no daisy, you're no daisy at all. I mean, it's one of the greatest fucking movie scenes in Western history, as far as I'm concerned. And yes, I said the F-word, and I love it right there. But that scene is just incredible, and anyone listening listening to this needs to go out and watch that because yeah, it's one of the greatest movie scenes in history, man. Cool. So I'm running with that, and off to you, Dungo.

Did we talk about I'll be your Huckleberry? What it means? Uh, we did in the past, but I forget. That it's something the the the handle on the casket. Yes. Was was Oh, that's a huckleberry?

A huckle.

So the your hucklebearer, your huckleberry. Hucklebearer. Which is I will I will carry your I will carry your tombstone, basically. I mean your your tomb, your casket. Right, yeah.

They need to re post these lines too, because they put huckleberry, and if it's hucklebearer, they should put it right. You know what I mean?

Like no, that's that's the word got turned into berry in like yeah, it got turned into huckleberry, as I'll be your huckleberry, is the statement. But it it before it got written down, I guess it was part of the the dialect, and it got changed to that.

Yeah, nice. Yeah, we definitely talked about it. I had just forgotten.

Um that so happens to me quite frequently.

All right, so this one is a just epic, like profound essence of what like PTSD is, and it's from Apocalypse Now, and it's you know, Colonel Kilgore uh saying, you know, I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Oh, and it gets can it gets condensed. Is that divine? It gets condensed because it's a long quote, and he says, I love the smell of napalm in the morning, and most people condense it to be like it smells like victory, but he kind of goes off on a little, you know, diatribe on like, you know, you know, one time we had a hill, we bombed it for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up, we didn't find one of them, not one stinking dead body. The smell, you know, it's that gasoline smell, it's like victory. And you know, thankfully, I've never been in combat, but anybody who has like him speaking that is just him describing something that people don't understand, and you know, PTSD and and traumatic events and war, and it's such a profound quote. Because I don't think the man home to others, and I'm getting deep, and I'm sorry, but I don't think the man himself like liked burning bodies and and stuff like that. But he he's you know, he in the moment he's like, you know, it's an awful thing, war is an awful thing, but we won that day, and I was happy that I was alive and my troops were alive, and you know, that smelled like victory to me, and it's just that is such a profound quote to me.

Yeah, that was I mean, Duval was so it was Duval awesome in that character, and he was like one of the things leading up to that is they were talking about him, like he just walked around as stuff was blowing up because he just knew nobody would dare, nobody would dare drop a bomb on him, nobody would dare shoot him.

Right, uh totally desensitized at that point. He's right, right, he's like in a bad spot, you know. That's Charlie's point.

Yeah, you know, the whole thing he wants to go out and surf. You see, that way it comes in this way, it comes in that way. Charlie don't surf it. We're gonna go surf out there. He goes, Yeah, Charlie don't surf that's Charlie's point. We can't surf that. He goes, Charlie, don't surf. You know, it's just it it was it was divine, but what you were saying about who that character was, who Kilgore was, is that yeah, he didn't like the war, but he was gonna go about it as efficiently as possible because the faster you got the conflict over with, the more humane it was, right?

Which is exactly the opposite of what he was trying to make it humane by surfing, and like he was trying to bring back humanity.

Sometimes this war's gonna end.

Right. But he was just chaos, like he was he was kind of far gone, and in the moment he's like, I'm you know, I'm lost. Like I'm you know, bombs are dropping, I don't care. I'm talking about bad shit, and it's it always an amazing scene in the world.

Is there anything better than when they streak with yeah, is there anything better than flying those choppers and he's cranking Wagner up?

They're all in the fucking fuck, don't we dead?

Yeah, yeah.

Awesome. I gotta go back and watch that movie again and again, yeah, because for some reason, as huge as that is to people, okay, but I've never I I've watched it like it's a tough movie, and I can't watch it. Because it's almost like but it's not because like it's not because it's grossing me out or anything, I just lose interest.

It's a thinker, it's a it's a like a twisted inside the brain of craziness, like war. It's a perfect depiction of war where it's just right lunacy.

It's an example of a movie that I hate that I don't love. Does that make a start?

Part of the reason you feel that is because that's what he was trying to get at. Yeah. Was that you know, war is a lot of there's you you have moments of like insanity, and then there's a lot of waiting around and and and being bored. The scenes, the scenes where um like the Playboy models come in and they end up getting stuck there and there it's raining and they're in the helicopters and and whatever else. And I was gonna say, if you get bored with it, don't watch the redo because it's like another hour or something longer, but it might be help you because it gives a lot more background to the original story Heart of Darkness.

Um about how which I've read, by the way.

Yeah, which is really literally we were we were we created Ho Chi Minh to fight against the French, and then we ended up as the French were leaving, we were going in, and there's this long scene where they end up on the river talking to a uh uh French um plantation owners, and they're explaining to them how they're not gonna leave, you're not gonna win this war, right?

Right, right, right. Awesome. Well, that's a good pick then, and we will edit that down as best I can. Yeah, and we're gonna move on to UK.

Yeah, all right. For my grand finale, my number one comes from a movie that I believe every line in this movie is a quote. I think I have quoted every line in this movie, and it's also been quoted by a federal judge. And the line is for your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint. This affects all of us, man. Our basic freedoms. It's not a First Amendment thing. And that's Walter Sobchek in the big Lebowski, and he's sitting in the restaurant, and and the wake up is like, this is a family place. Could you please not please you know keep it down? And he's my friends didn't five face down in the muck in Vietnam. Right, but right in 2014, in 2014, Kinney v. Barnes in Texas, August 29th, 2014, Barnes wrote on two websites that Kinney had been implicated in kickback schemes while employed by Barnes. He ended up losing the defamation suit, but the judge wrote in the finding the first amendment of the Constitution is similarly suspicious of prior restraints, wrote the judge. The first amendment of the United US Constitution similarly is suspicious of prior restraints. It's the cornerstone highlighting a cornerstone that has been reaffirmed time and again by the Supreme Court, the Court of Texas, the Court of Appeals, legal treatise, and even popular culture. And she leaves a footnote to this is the Big Lebowski Polygram Entertainment and Working Films 1998. Oh, interesting. She actually quoted that. What year were we talking about?

Yeah. What's that? The judge quoted that. What year?

That was 2014. So the movie was 98, the Big Lebowski, and and it was actually such a classic Goodman's line was was quoted in in an actual court hearing. And footnoted for everyone to remember forever.

That's amazing.

But literally, as again, like talking about weird science and looking and just laughing out loud, reading those lines. I I knew I had to do Big Lebowski, and I was just like, there's everything.

Everything in that movie is quotable. All right, brother Mark, wrap us up.

Well, I think I have something appropriate. Uh this is a little personal to me this week. Well, I fell on the ice last Sunday and 90% tore my uh quadricept tendon in my left knee. And it's been a really bad week, so I really need to reach deep down and and move forward and move forward positively. Yes. And in this movie, in this movie, um, he's okay, uh, where the hell has this fledgling little UHF station, and he's got Uncle Nutzi's clubhouse, and he's he his girlfriend breaks up with him and they're at a bar, and all of a sudden they put on.

This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. It's a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop. But this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you. Because life is like a mop. And sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud, bugs, and hair balls and stuff. You you you gotta clean it out. You gotta put it in here. Start all over again. And sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad. It's not good enough. It's not good enough. You you gotta get down there like with a crud, you know. You gotta get it up. That doesn't work. It doesn't work.

Oh, lovely.

Michael Richards, a little network reference.

Michael Richards, absolutely. All right, boys. Well, we're definitely gonna be able to do a million of these episodes and maybe even come in for a big finish later on in the week. But we are out.

I said it before, and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while. You could miss it.